Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn't Care http://www.theonion.com/articles/journey-of-selfdiscovery-leads-man-to-realization,19100/
I don't usually read The Onion, but this made me laugh. My husband thinks I've lost my mind.
I tried posting this from my phone and it didn't work. I will actually have to pry the computer away from my children to write anything.